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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 13:05

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

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“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

-mwahh

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

How can the democrats say Mr. Trump is bad when he is already fixing this country again and he's not even president yet?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”